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BITCH I'M TOMMY WISEAU, FUCKED-UP LIKE A WEIRDO
DARK HAIR, GRIMEY FACE AND I PULL UP IN YOUR WAY LIKE:
HEY MISS TEEN EMO, I LIKE YOU A LITTLE
AND I KNOW IT FOR A FACT THAT U FUCK WITH MY RAP STEELO
GOTHIC AND A WEIRDO, TAKE ME AS A HERO
I'M NICK IN A CAVE LET ME PLANT MY SEEDS IN U BAE
SIDE OF THE GRAVE, SIDE OF MY BED
LET ME CATCH ALL THE DEAD FLOWERS SO I CAN DECOIR YOUR HAIR
WITH DEATH GRIEF AND DESPAIR, IT'S ALL THERE'S EVER THERE
SO, SOON, SPOON WITH ME, HOME ALONE IS NOT A LAIR
GIMME JUST A CHANCE I'LL QUIT WEED AND I'LL QUIT LEAN
TAKE A RIDE WITH BAMBINO CALL ME YOUR MAN JAMES DEAN
c'mon baby girl bitch gimme another chance
i ride like i'm insane, i know that i'm strange
but gimme another chance i just wanna make u happy
i just wanna feel the warm human touch of your lap
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I THINK I LOST MY MIND A LONG TIME AGO
I STILL SEE YOU IN PLACES LIKE YOU ARE A GHOST
MY UNCLE DIED YESTERDAY I DIDN'T SHED A TEAR
BUT I CRY EVERY NIGHT WHEN I THINK OF WHAT I DID
I'M PSYCHO BABY DARKO HONEY COLD AND I'M ALONE
SO WHAT'S LEFT THERE TO BE DONE, I'M GHOST
I DON'T THINK I'LL KEEP TOUCH TO THIS BODY FOR MUCH LONG
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE TONE, THEN I'M GONE
I'M AT HIS FUNERAL RIGHT NOW BUT I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL
I'M NOT MISERABLE AT ALL, OR I PRETEND TO BE
THERE'S THIS CUTE GIRL CRYING RIGHT OVER TO ME
SO WE TALK, I GET HER NUMBER, AND I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS WIN
CALL THIS FUNERAL PARTY, SAME SADNESS, SAME AGE
AND I'VE MET HER BY THE GRAVE, ISN'T IT STRANGE
SO CALL ME FUNERAL BABE I'LL BE WAITING HERE FOR U
I'M PICTURING US TOGETHER LIKE THE PSYCHO I AM, TRU
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(yeah, been making a lot of love songs for the ladies lately huh
guess i have crushes too easily huh
this one's for u
no face, no name
whoever the fuck u are
if i wanna fuck u
or if i wanna kiss u
u're probably wearing longstockings tho, huh?)
GUESS I FALL IN LOVE TOO EASILY
BUT WHO I CAN BLAME I'M EASY
IT'S TRU STRAY STARRY CAT, WANT ME FOR A PET?
JUST GIMME LOVE AND AFFECTION I'LL BE URS LIKE INFECTION
I'M THE PRETTIEST BOY
I'M THE SOFTEST TEEN
I'M A LONER WOLF HAVEN'T HAD A BAE IN AGES
GOT A LOT OF BITCHES LIKE I'M BASED GOD
BUT THEY LOVE MY PROJECTION OF MY EGO SIMPLY NOT MYSELF
BUT WITH U I KINDA FEEL SOMETHING ELSE
LIKE U KINDA GET ME IN UR HAZEY WAYS
LIKE UR HAZEY JANE
WANNA BE MY BAE?
I CAN BE UR PARKER
U MY MARY JANE
GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
I'M YOUR CHARMING MAN
LET'S JUST TAKE A RIDE SO U CAN LOVE ME BABE...
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GOTTA MAKE IT THRU
GOTTA A LOT OF MONEY
BITCH I'M COMING SOON
DRIPPING ON THAT HONEY
I'M A WEIRDO ALIEN
I'M THE ALLAN'S RAVEN
KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR
BABE, I'M SOUR
SLIDING OUT THRU THE MOON
I'M IN UR ROOM, YEAH...
GHOSTS BE COMIN' THRU BY SMOKE UNDER THE MOON
SACRIFICIAL IN THE CEMETERY BITCH I AM THE MOST SEVERE PSYCHO PATRICK BATEMAN
LAYING HERE LIKE SANDMAN
LOOK LIKE ROBERT SMITH
BUT REALLY I'M JUST A WITCH, YEAH
(I'M SLIDING OUT THE MOON
REACHING FOR YOUR ROOM, YEAH
I'M COMING FOR YA...)
I'M COMING FOR YA
BAMBINO
SLIDING OUT THE MOON
BABE I'M IN UR ROOM...
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I MISS U PRETTY DARLING WHY YOU CAME OUT OF MY WAY
THO I BEGGED U TO STAY, U'RE SO COLD BAE
I HOPE THAT AT ONE TIME YOU'LL NOTICE I'M ALIVE
DREAMS OF ME NEXT TO YOUR BODY WHEN I WAKE UP AT LATENIGHT
LAYING ON YOUR RIBS, HANDS MOVING YOUR LEGS
I TOUCHING UR FACE, U TOUCHING MY PECS
BITCH I LOVE YOU C'MON WE BOTH KNOW THAT IS TRUE
AM I NOT THAT HOT? AM I NOT SO COOL?
I'M THE XANAX PRINCE MY HONEY I CAN GET DEM BARS FOR MONEY
BUT FOR YOU IT'S FREE OF CHARGE, AND TO ADMIT IS HARD
BUT OH FUCK I MISS U, BROKEN VALENTINE
OUR LOVE WAS A PAGE, AND U RIPPED IT APART
NOW'S A BROKEN HEART, IT'S A FADING STAR
AND YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU ARE LIVING VERY FAR
AND I JUST KEEP THINKING, REHEARSING MY HEAD, SUFFOCATED, SINKING, FEELING LIKE I'M DEAD
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RIDING WITH MY BABY
ALL THE WINDOWS DOWN
HER SMELL DRIVES ME CRAZY
WE HEAD TO DOWNTOWN
SHE HEADS TO DOWNTOWN LIKE THE SEXIEST LADY
I ENJOY THE VIEW, PARKING MY MERCEDES
PACK OF CIGARETTES, ECHOES IN OUR CLAPS
THAT'S OUR PICNIC, JUST BARS OF XANAX
CAUGHT UNDER THE SPELL OF ROMANCE YOU ARE A DEMON
YOU ARE THE SOFTEST KINDA OF WITCH YOU ARE BETTER THAN THOSE BITCHES
SO COME HERE, AND TURN ME ON
ME RIDING LIKE AKIRA
AND U RIDING ALONG
DON'T LET ME RIDE ALONE
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released January 15, 2015